tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984462009-02-21T03:40:39.175-05:00Like a lemming into the internet sea...''We are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a luniatic mind!''
~Gene Wilder, Young Frankinstein~Jessicanoreply@blogger.comBlogger178125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1139667218372561362006-02-11T08:59:00.000-05:002006-02-11T09:13:38.383-05:00So we leave the apartment (and the suitcase-aware kittens) tonight to go to Jen and Brian's house to sleep over. A car is supposed to come pick us up at 10 am Sunday and whisk us to the NYC pier and the fabulous cruise ship therein.And sometime between 5pm Saturday and noon Sunday a blizzard is coming. Oh, yes. I said blizzard. 12 to 18 inches to be exact. I'm torn between being exasperated Jessicanoreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1139460357839034662006-02-08T23:45:00.000-05:002006-02-08T23:45:57.840-05:00Who knew?Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1139460301710394152006-02-08T23:44:00.000-05:002006-02-08T23:45:21.116-05:00Your results:You are Supergirl Supergirl 85%Wonder Woman 85%Catwoman 85%Spider-Man 80%The Flash 75%Iron Man 75%Superman 65%Hulk 65%Batman 60%Robin 55%Green Lantern 55%Lean, muscular and feminine.Honest and a defender of the innocent.http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/superhero/pics/supergirl3.jpg">%20HREF="Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1139065260680405602006-02-04T09:21:00.000-05:002006-02-04T10:01:00.753-05:00I just want to say "Gracias" to Luanne for her comments on my last post. Just one question, Lu... What?Here's a little known to some, and all too well known to others, fact about me: I only have two speeds. Maximum, and Sleeping. Today is Saturday, and I was out dancing last night until 1 am, yet I've been up since 7:30. Seriously, what the fuzzy fuck?I bring this up because I'm going through Jessicanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1138304168200556982006-01-26T14:16:00.000-05:002006-01-26T14:36:08.250-05:00I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk now! I feeeeeel Happy! I feeeeeeel HAPPY!...So... Christmas is over. I'm pretty sure I blinked and missed it. Is it weird that the second Christmas is over I go into anti-Christmas mode? I mean, as a kid I used to stall the inevitable undecorating as long as possible, trying to prolong that christmassy feeling. But now, as soon as the 26th rolls Jessicanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1135169893623232852005-12-21T07:34:00.001-05:002005-12-21T07:58:13.626-05:00Slowly but surely I WILL have a tree...Al and I went out to get a real live Christmas tree last week. We, in our own hapless grand tradition, picked the shittiest weather night we could manage. While it wasn't raining (as is our USUAL choice) is WAs "nut numbingly" cold. Al's phrase, but true even for me.Literally it was 7 degrees out. We stopped at Panerra Bread for some coffee to "keep our Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1135169796550802292005-12-21T07:34:00.000-05:002005-12-21T07:56:36.593-05:00Slowly but surely I WILL have a tree...Al and I went out to get a real live Christmas tree last week. We, in our own hapless grand tradition, picked the shittiest weather night we could manage. While it wasn't raining (as is our USUAL choice) is WAs "nut numbingly" cold. Al's phrase, but true even for me.Literally it was 7 degrees out. We stopped at Panerra Bread for some coffee to "keep our Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1134394594827645592005-12-12T08:35:00.000-05:002005-12-12T08:36:34.840-05:00Nobody wants to play nice in the holiday sandbox.I'm takin' my sand, and goin' home.Ho Ho Humbug.Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1133354470238334922005-11-30T07:29:00.000-05:002005-11-30T07:41:10.276-05:00Oh, I'm leeeeeaaavin' ON a jet plane! Don't know when I'll be back again...Ok, that's not true, I know I'll be back on Saturday, but I AM leaving for Pasadena in approximately 5 1/2 hours. I got bumped passed a waiting list of people to attend some stupid class for work. Normally my gypsy soul LOVES to travel for these things, but this time it's stupid 'cause it's last minute, and (while even Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1132926925942971982005-11-25T08:54:00.000-05:002005-11-25T08:55:25.953-05:002005.The Year of the Corn.Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1132754249176342832005-11-23T08:22:00.000-05:002005-11-26T08:14:45.053-05:00Yeah, yeah, it's me... No one is reading this now, though. Everyone thinks I've fallen off planet Blog. But no... I'm just lazy.So here's the high light reel of Jessica's Life:1) I got a tattoo. Yep, you read it right, I GOT a TATOO. It's in the center of my lower back, and it's the words "Hopes and Dreams" in Japanese. The letters run down my spine and end at the tail bone. I just love it. It Jessicanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1121771866502689812005-07-19T07:17:00.000-04:002005-07-19T07:18:07.440-04:00http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"> What Is Your Battle Cry?Skulking through the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Rhinogirl! And she gives a low roar:"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"Find out!Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?created by %20color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">Jessicanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1117983277453090612005-06-05T10:20:00.000-04:002005-06-05T10:54:37.460-04:00Seem to be out of limbo. Maybe it was the weather. I wish I cared enough to try to figure it out.... but no. This is not the case.Al and I leave for Las Vegas next weekend! Woo how!! All expenses paid trip to Sin City, with a Deeelux room at the Bellagio. Fun fun fun! I actually just found out that the company has hired Cirque Du Sole to perform at a private dinner affair for us.By "us" I mean Jessicanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1117062171604855102005-05-25T18:52:00.000-04:002005-05-25T19:02:51.610-04:00So why do I feel like I'm in limbo? Like I'm not really here? What gives?I blame Stephen King.It's kind of like I'm drifting from day to day, doing the things I should be doing, but none of it affects me. Like I'm in a bubble. I don't even have the interest in writing this. There's plenty going on, and lots to say... and yet...Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1116294468000570182005-05-16T21:46:00.000-04:002005-05-16T21:47:48.006-04:00O.k., so last night I dreamed that my mother and I were sitting in the dining room of her house... and Stephen King came in and asked me out for this upcoming Halloween.Anyone?Anyone?Jessicanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1114899293028049132005-04-30T17:52:00.000-04:002005-04-30T18:14:53.033-04:00In honor of UIM's story of When Spiders Attack, I will relay THIS Godawful tidbit of Jessica history.True story.1996. I'm living at my parent's house after college. Due the the fact that my Uncle Matt has moved IN while I was away, I no longer have a bedroom. My room becomes the basement. Yes, they made me sleep in the basement. To their credit it is what is known as a "finished" basement, which Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1114269136729265682005-04-23T11:01:00.000-04:002005-04-23T11:12:16.730-04:00I read Tempest's blog.I read Tempest's blog.I READ Tempest's BLOG.Conneticut is now added to the ever expanding list of places we cannot move to. Two weeks ago I woke Al from a sound sleep at 7:30 am to kill a spider. I was deeply ensconced in my workout, right in the middle of my living room floor doing crunches... when I looked up. There. Dangling squarely above my forehead was a spider Jessicanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1113603035044157192005-04-15T18:03:00.000-04:002005-04-15T18:10:35.043-04:00In other news, last weekend was the much posted about visit from UIM. Oh what fun! UIM, Wryguy, EvilG, Metrocake, and her boyfriend who I will refer to as Frosting. Hmmm, it makes him sound more effeminate than he is...We had a great time, ate Buffalo at Peter Pan's, played video games at Dave and Buster's, and inexplicably discussed Rush at my house. It's a long story.Also, for those who Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1113600076896172822005-04-15T17:10:00.000-04:002005-04-15T17:21:16.896-04:00O.k., I'm back. Sigh. Whyfore do I wait so very long to post?? Now there's too much. I bore myself just thinking about it.SO... Mohegan Sun was more fun than I've had in a long time. I mean it was phenomenal! Our weekend was quite a lot different from the one Tempest described happening for her and Carrie and Jacknife, as our included bodily abuse of ALL kinds. There are moments that I Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1112279458890173532005-03-31T09:12:00.000-05:002005-03-31T09:30:58.893-05:00To say that there has been a lot going on here would be the understatement of the day. I would be of the year, but understatements run rampant around here, so it's hard to judge one from another.So I'm sitting here waiting for my bestest friend Jen to pick me up so we can head off to Mohegan Sun. YEA! YEA!! I'm really excited. We're going to go to the spa, and get polluted at the fancy schmancy Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1111782005858036922005-03-25T15:16:00.000-05:002005-03-25T15:20:05.860-05:00O.k., so Al is still in Nevada with his parents. His Aunt has passed away, and they're all trying to settle all of her affairs and cope as best they can. Al's mom is executer of the will, which means she will most likely be there for the rest of the month sorting things out. At the request of the family, I'm not putting the address here on the blog site, but anyone who wants to contact Al or Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1111581785706812182005-03-23T07:34:00.000-05:002005-03-23T07:43:05.706-05:00Hey, kids. Got some sad news. Last Monday AL's parents got word that his Aunt Bette in Nevada had had a heart attack. They flew out there to help her get back to good health. Unfortunately, the heart attack was the least of the worries. Over the course of the week they would discover that she had also had a stroke, was now in renal failure, and couldn't breath on her own. After an MRI and aJessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1111442196569466772005-03-21T16:56:00.000-05:002005-03-21T16:56:59.696-05:00You are 'juggling'. Jugglers, tumblers, and otherstreet performers were a very popular sort ofentertainment once, before movies and talkiesand online quizzes supplanted them.You like to put on a show for people, and they liketo watch. You are friendly and well-liked,particularly for your sense of humor, althoughyou sometimes play with people's heads. Youare frequently the center of attention, andJessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1111062699313192062005-03-17T07:29:00.000-05:002005-03-17T07:31:39.316-05:00Happy St. Patrick's Day all you Irish out there! And to you too, you Irish-By-Proxy! In honor of the day, Al and I will be eating lasagna with corn, and Duck L'orange with ham steak.Luck to all!Jessicanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3098446.post-1110799153168692492005-03-14T06:15:00.000-05:002005-03-14T06:19:13.176-05:00Have no time for complete post STOP Saw world's worst movie this weekend STOP Had Vin Diesel in it STOP Discovered still have amazing and stupid knack for winning at Uno STOP Got call for interview in near future with GlaxoSmitKlein in NC STOP Will fill in laterSTOPJessicanoreply@blogger.com1