"Oh... My... GOD, Becky, LOOK at her butt. It is SOooo big. Gross. It's just so BIG... Round... OUT there. She's probably one of those Rap Guy's girlfriends... but, Who understands those rap guys anyway? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, o.k.? I mean LOOK. Gross. It's huge. She's just so... BLACK"

"Don't think me unkind. Words are hard to find.
They're only checks I've left unsigned,
to the banks of chaos in my mind.
And when their eloquence escapes me,
their logic ties me up and rapes me."
~The Police~

"You've got to get yourself together, you got stuck in a moment, and you can't get out of it.
Don't say that later will be better, you're just stuck in a moment, and you can't get out of it."


Heeeeeeeeey. Aren't I supposed to be rich and famous by now?