What the HELL is going on here??? I'm out of commission for a little while (read one month) and everyone goes haywire!!!

Christmas is FIVE days away??? Disney and OB2 are going to DALLAS??? And just who in Hell are the Lint People??? I want answers, and I want 'em now!

Did you guys wonder where I've been? Were you worried? Did your lives become dreary and meaningless, devoid of all things humorous, wilting away and checking futiley to see if I'd posted?

No, huh. Not even a little? No? What about the part with the... no, huh. Hmmmm.... blast.

O.k., the nut shell, the Reader's Digest, the long story longer:

My company is a Business to Business direct marketing company. We deal with cellular phones, and literally sell them door to door on Long Island. we're good at it too. I did this for a year, was very good at it, trained a number of people in the fine art of selling without the selling, and they made me a manager of the comany. Now I manage is with three other people, and all of us are 10% owners.

Trust me there's a point here.

Because we're trying to expand, thus going from a small, one location operation on Long Island, to a Huge multi-located operation all over the USA, we sometimes have to roll up our sleves and get into the dirt. So here I am, along with the other three (well, TWO, but we won't get into that) in the sales field. Yep, that's me, brushing off the dusty B to B skills and getting out into the nitty gritty. That said, I have not had access to either my e-mail, or my office computer to blog. Sad for me.

I will be getting a new e-mail address, so be ready! And If you've sent me e-mails and I've ignored them, then let me publically say this now:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!

And by that I mean, I'm really sorry, I wasn't ignoring you.